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Joke of the Day
"Shop Locally. Sometimes we have the thing you need maybe I dunno come back next week."
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"When one door closes another one opens. ... Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work...!!"
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
"What do get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who knocks on your front door and tells you to piss off."
"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."
"Does your face hurt? Well it's killing me."
"Do you know the difference ""Hey, do you know what the difference is between window curtains and toilet paper?"" ""No."" ""So it was you then!!!"""