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Joke of the Day
"Shop Locally. Sometimes we have the thing you need maybe I dunno come back next week."
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"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"
"An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh."
"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."
"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."
"""Imma let you spinach"" - Kanye ft. Popeye"
"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"
"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."
"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"
"What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth? A dirty cotton rock sucker."