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Joke of the Day

"I miss my ex-girlfriend... I can't seem to hit her."

"I used to be a rubbish collector. Now I'm pretty good."

"Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly be corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife"

"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"

"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"

"What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color? A reptile dysfunction."

"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."

"Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt."

"I hate those Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"