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Joke of the Day
"I miss my ex-girlfriend... I can't seem to hit her."
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"FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"
"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"
"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."
"Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes"
"What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle."
"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"
"What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . ."
"It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be."