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Joke of the Day

"What sport is played in Spanish churches? La Cross"

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"When a woman says ""I can't even tell you how upset I am right now"" just wait 3 seconds."
"My wife caught me cross-dressing... ...and said we're finished. So I packed her clothes & left."
"Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over."
"REV. SHARPTON Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef"
"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"
"What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's."
"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."
"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"
"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"