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Joke of the Day
"What sport is played in Spanish churches? La Cross"
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"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."
"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""
"Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics.... ...don't elect a joke. (Credit to Bo Burnham)"
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"[my fitness dvd] ME: *lifting cans of soup as weights* im using minestrone but you can use pretty much any kind"
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"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"