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Joke of the Day
"What do classical musicians write before going shopping? A Chopin Lizst (shopping list)"
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"What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd."
"Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""Bach, bach, bach"""
"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""is the bartender here?"""
"My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. ""No, I'm a professional,"" probably wasn't the answer he expected."
"How do you confuse a jew? Put him in a circular room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner"
"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day. The doctor said I was fine but I feel like I've dyed a little on the inside."