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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. I'll show myself out."
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"What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber? Santa stops at 3 Ho's"
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."
"I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat. But I can pull a hair out of my ass."
"Why its called 'having your period' and not 'rolling out the red carpet ' I'll never know."
"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."
"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"
"Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people."
"Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist? Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America."