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Joke of the Day

"I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening."

"Please just wear the strap-on. It was a gift from Grandma and she wants to see you in it, OK? Come ON church starts in like half an hour."

"I bet a lot of people have tried that ""See you next year!"" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI."

"Did it hurt when you fell from a lab where science is studied which has rendered religion obsolete? (Atheist pick-up line)"

"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"

"He wants my carcasses apparently. I think autocorrect won that round."

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."

"Nothing says ""I'm unemployed"" like wishing for snow on Facebook."

"Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes"

"What do you call 3 knights in a relationship? Polyarmory"