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Joke of the Day

"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."

"Vanilla Ice should be President If there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it."

"Mos Def (Most Definitely.) Hi Def (High. Definitely.)"

"A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said ""I stand corrected""."

"Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God's cat jumped on the keyboard."

"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"

"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"

"I think my children are spoiled I must have left them unrefrigerated for too long before eating them."

"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."

"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."