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Joke of the Day

"CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege"

"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"

"Reasons he didn't text you: - He forgot. - He fell asleep. - His phone died. - His pet died. - His GF died. - He died. - He thinks you died."

"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."

"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"

"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."

"what did internet man say to other internet mam ""dank meme"""

"It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband"

"The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day."