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Joke of the Day

"Did you all hear about the new terrorist group called Al-paca? The leaders name is Olama Bin Laden."

"A Mexican walks into work..."

"Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys? On Death's drawer."

"It's good to keep healthy. My gran started walking 10 miles a day when she was 50... ...she's 80 now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"A woman is in an abusive relationship. She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, ""Why do you stay with him?"" She replies, ""Beats me!"""

"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."

"All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to."

"Huz and kids want to go to waffle house for breakfast but I didn't even remember to pack our bullet proof vests."

"My phone autocorrected ""killed"" to ""kilt""... Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."

"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."