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Joke of the Day
"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"
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"Girl, you are so sexy. . . [unsuitably sweet for work] that if my brain was in my penis, you would make my forehead sweat."
"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."
"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."
"Do seagulls ever wake up in the morning and take a moment to gather their thoughts, or do they just go straight into seagull stuff?"
"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""
"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"
"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."
"What's miley cyrus's favourite color? twerkquoise"
"Life is like a box of condoms... I haven't done anything with mine yet."