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Joke of the Day
"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"
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"I think sitting on an airplane is the most exhausting type of sitting."
"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed."
"Me: This is DISGUSTING! WHO PEED ON THE WALL?! 7yo: Not me. I only pee on the floor."
"No, you're not fat, you're just easy to see."
"Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything."
"You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one"
"How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future."
"A girl tells a guy that she can't get pregnant... ...turns out that he wasn't lying."
"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"