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"September 1st Never forget"
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"Before you criticise someone... Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
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"I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"The Browns asked if they could put a pokestop inside the stadium... in hopes that people would attend their games."
"There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them."
"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"
"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."
"Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line."