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Joke of the Day

"I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose."

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"A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition. Syphilis."
"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."
"*purposely chooses network with most dropped calls*"
"What do you call a discount sauna? A steam sale"
"Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so."
"Where's the best place to explore? Rome."
"Describe yourself in 3 words: 1. Lazy"
"Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation."
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."