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Joke of the Day
"A man proposes to his girlfriend. She has one condition. Syphilis."
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"Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16"
"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."
"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""
"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the other side."
"I thought I was electrocuted. But in a shocking twist, I survived. . . . Try the Veal."
"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."
"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."
"Why do weathermen name hurricanes after women? Because when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."