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Joke of the Day
"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"
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"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"
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"I TEXTED MY BOSS... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?... HE ANSWERED: ""I don't know?"" I REPLIED: ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""
"What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house? Alzheimer, Grandma."
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"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."
"Anal sex is like your first car.. You dont want it but your dad gives it to you anyway."
"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."