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Joke of the Day

"Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"""

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"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age..... The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!"
"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"
"Deez nuts hah goteem"
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