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Joke of the Day
"LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!"
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"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"
"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"
"Wanna hear something fucked up? When you find your dads wedding ring in your sister..."
"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"
"It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look."
"What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? You wipe it off and say sorry."
"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !"
"Mother in law found me... On the twitter This will be converted into a pineapple upside down cake blog for the next 72 hours. I'm so sorry"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."