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Joke of the Day
"Q: What mythological monster casts no reflection? A: All of them."
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"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"
"How many planets are there in the solar system? There used to be nine, then there was eight and when I'm done with Uranus there'll be seven."
"I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!"
"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."
"Why do many kids die in school massacres Because they can't run in halls"
"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"
"A Jew, A Christian, A Lawyer, A Doctor, A Blonde, and a Biker walk into a bar........ the bartender goes ""what is this some kind of joke or something?!"""
"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."