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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence? There was a lot of reposting to do"

"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."

"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"

"I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials."

"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"

"Do you want to see the birthmark on my arse? It looks like a colon!"

"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"

"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."

"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"

"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""