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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence? There was a lot of reposting to do"

"Two women are sitting together quietly . . ."

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips while son walks around looking for his bag of chips*"

"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."

"Sieved flour to rule them all A pinch of salt to grind them Cup of milk, then mix them all add an egg to bind them -Lord of the Onion Rings"

"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"

"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."

"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"