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Joke of the Day
"Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies? Your erection...."
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"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"
"How to 2 Mexicans settle a argument By going Juan on Juan"
"What's a superheroes favorite narcotic? Heroine"
"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"
"If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity."
"My next door neighbour just confronted me about her clothes going missing from the washing line .. I nearly shit her pants"
"My friend's parents recently got a dog called ""Bradford"" Because he's mostly brown and black, with a little patch of white."
"What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! "
"[Lawyer] ""I can't stress this enough. You cannot plead that you're a wizard ok?"" ""ok"" [Later in court] ""I plead that im a wizard your honor"""