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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Knock Knock Joke. ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""I got up"" ""I got up who?"" ""then the bathrooms over there"""

"Do I like like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around."

"Did you hear about the man who got AIDS? He was fucked."

"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"

"The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest."

"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."

"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."

"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"

"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"

"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""