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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who got AIDS? He was fucked."
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"A simple guide on how politics works Fuck you"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa... a minute passes, you racist."
"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ? The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up ."
"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."
"My Muslim neighbor came to my house and asked ""Have you seen Mahid lately?"" I said, ""No, just your eyes."""
"Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real Me: Yea Dad: There's one more thing Me: Don't say it Dad: Retirement Me: *sobs uncontrollably"
"Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp? Now they call it the LED zeppelin."
"What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? They both have wet noses."