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Joke of the Day

"Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can't make an omelette without killing a few chicks."

"Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, ""What's the word on the street?"""

"I just ran into my barber on the street. He asked me how I liked the haircut he gave me last week. I told him it's growing on me."

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"Why was Joseph late to the meeting? He was Stalin."

"Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett"

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"

"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."

"What's 16 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Obama's Tie."

"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""