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Joke of the Day
"I used to work in children's wear, but I grew out of it."
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"If I could fly, I know who I'd shit on first."
"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."
"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes."
"How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? ""Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."""
"Improvement One student to another: ""How are your English lessons coming along?"" ""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."""
"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*"
"i hav cat-like reflexes ""prove it"" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat"
"How do you know when you should get a puppy? When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out"