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Joke of the Day

"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"

"I tried to google image search Rorschach tests... but all I could find were pictures of boobs."

"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"

"My butcher's assistant is a little person. I tried to bet him he couldn't sell me one of his top-shelf filets. ""No bet,"" he said. ""The steaks are too high."""

"How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don't show it to her."

"I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan"

"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"

"""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral."

"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"

"How do you steal a coat? You jacket."