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Joke of the Day

"How do you steal a coat? You jacket."

"I'm thinking of taking up animal hoarding. Where can I get 37 armadillos this time of night?"

"Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo."

"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"

"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."

"Why do many kids die in school massacres Because they can't run in halls"

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."