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Joke of the Day
"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"
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"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."
"Thanks to Day Light Savings.... ....I've masturbated for an hour and 30 seconds."
"So frustrating when you have to text but you're home so you have to go get in the car and drive all the way to the left lane of the freeway."
"What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?? Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window"
"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."
"What State do you go to to ask questions? Al-ask-ya"
"A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming"
"You'd think there'd be more mirrors in the self-checkout aisle. As far as I know I made this joke up."
"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."