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Joke of the Day

"Roses... Roses are red violets are blue - I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."

"Jokes How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!"

"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."

"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."

"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."

"Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!"

"My friend wants to be frozen to 273.15C after he dies. But at least we know (_) ( _)>- (_) he was 0K."

"once you use mac you never go back. there's literally no escape"

"How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party."