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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil."
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"Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration? He wants to grab them by Debussy."
"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."
"""Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong."" - murderers, apparently."
"My wife just found a pretzel in her hair and then she ate it and I didn't know I could love her more."
"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"
"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry. Good heavens! Does it hurt? Only when I wind it."
"What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common? Pants 50% off"
"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"
"I spent the last two years trying to find my ex girlfriend's killer. No one will do it."