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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground."
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"""I'd like to make a large cash deposit"" teller: ok, how much do you have? ""Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"""
"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."
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"When you say ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans"" all I hear is ""there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""
"If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt."
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"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""