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Joke of the Day
"I want a textbook wedding. One that costs way too much and is of no use to me later in life."
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"Every chick magazine ever: You're beautiful and are perfect just the way you are! How to loose ten pounds in ten days you fat, ugly cow."
"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"
"How do you surprise a blind man? Stick a plunger in the toilet"
"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."
"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"
"What's a joke? My life..."
"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"Just asked Siri. ""Surely it's not going to rain today?"" She said ""it will, and don't call me Shirley"" ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode."