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Joke of the Day

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""

"Guess who i am I am a long object. You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either swallow or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush"

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."

"I slipped in the shower and almost fell... Good thing my uncle caught me"

"BLONDE ON BLONDE Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."

"Crucifixion art is so depressing. Every time I look at Jesus, I can't help thinking...I'll never have abs like that."

"Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up."

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"

"I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it."