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Joke of the Day
"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."
Next Joke
"Instead of John I call my bathroom Jim, that way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning."
"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."
"Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh."
"George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill."
"Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green"
"HALT! Hammerzeit!"
"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"
"Confucius say Man high on sex use cherry picker"
"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."