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Joke of the Day

"Just watched two of my kids try and fail to open a cereal box so I've concluded that playing Mozart during pregnancy is bullshit."

"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."

"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"

"What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa."

"Columbus: I like it here Native American: Me too, that's why I live here Columbus: Why you 'used to live here'"

"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"In Iraq why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day? The camel gets too tired."

"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."

"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."