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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Yeah, great food but no atmosphere."

"My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him. So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation."

"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"

"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."

"Farts are the air to my throne."

"What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp"

"I like to write ""Wake Up"" on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a park watching some kids play. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Man, I really wanna fuck these kids."" The Rabbi replies ""Outta what?"""

"Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it."

"Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me"