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Joke of the Day
"Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close."
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"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."
"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"
"A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"
"I can't believe how parents leave their children in hot cars...... Some people aren't meant to have kids."
"3yo: I don't want a walk Me: Come on, it'll be fun braving the elements [An hour later] 3yo: *Very disappointed* Where are the elephants?"
"Did you know your kitchen faucet might raid your house? Let that sink in..."
"I bet Stephen King's kids aren't afraid of shit."
"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."