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Joke of the Day
"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"
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"So I went into the kitchen... ...because I could hear "" 1, 2, 3, 4, ..."" coming from the cutlery drawer. Apparently it's the fork that counts."
"[after 20 minutes of awkward silence in the sauna] ""This isn't the bathroom is it"""
"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."
"I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake."
"Optimus Prime signs a contract with the devil He then turns to the autobots. ""Autobots, soul out!"""
"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""
"You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is ""to die from."""
"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."
"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"