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Joke of the Day

"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."

"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."

"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"

"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."

"What do homeless people get for Christmas? Hypothermia."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"

"I visited the ghetto once... Didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded."

"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."