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Joke of the Day
"An Adele remix? Perfect now I can dance and cry at the same time."
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"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""
"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."
"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."
"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."
"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."
"How long does it take for a black woman to poop? Nine months."
"What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy? Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton"
"There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10"" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight? Meat."
"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"