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Joke of the Day
"What do Marge Simpson's vagina and Argentina have in common? They both got destroyed by Maggie."
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"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're all jovial."
"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"
"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. We live in a patriarchal society where they're not considered as important or valid."
"What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!"
"Job interview HR: What's your best asset? Me: I have an excellent memory. HR: Give me an example. Me: Of what?"
"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."
"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""