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Joke of the Day
"Being single is nice because I don't have to repeat my mumbled gibberish in a defensive tone."
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"Please do not return empty candy wrappers to the dish. It leads to false expectations and uncontrollable rage."
"-Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why..."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman."
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"
"What do you call Annoying Orange and his gang having sex? An Orangy"
"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "
"My dad finally left me a voicemail where he didn't introduce himself. I think we're getting closer."
"What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija-13"
"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."