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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people take drugs... Like US Customs or police officers."
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"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."
"Saying ""I enjoy porn"" is considerably less creepy than saying ""I enjoy watching complete strangers have sex in highly unlikely situations."""
"Today I saw ""Jesus doesn't care about your grades"" written on the sidewalk in chalk and all I could think was ""Thank god, he'd be pissed"""
"A beer walks into a bar And gets drunk :D"
"I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to ""Cushion."" I mean, why even be a celebrity??"
"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."
"I flying insect just flew into my house and exploded! I think it was a Jihaddy long legs"
"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"