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Joke of the Day

"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"

"[first day as homicide detective] Cop: any signs of forced entry? Me: yeah, a bullet somehow forced its way through his face & into his head"

"What do you want to do before you tickle someone? Test-tickles"

"In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive."

"I found a popular erotic novel from Iran It's called ""Sheep."""

"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."

"Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with "".gov""?"

"What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents."

"What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal"

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."