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Joke of the Day
"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."
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"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""
"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"
"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."
"Some asshole stole my mood ring. I'm not really sure how I feel about it."
"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.."
"What do you get with breaking news? News casts"
"Turns out if you speak with an English accent during an interview it's expected that you'll continue to speak w/accent after you're hired"
"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"
"My favorite sexual position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."