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Joke of the Day

"My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

"Joan Rivers had so many facelifts That the ended up with a goatee"

"us teens are tired of being murdered all the time in movies. why not make the next murder victim a chimp in a suit or a plant"

"I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right"

"For you sir I would recommend one of our deluxe funeral plans where I won't dig you up and slap you around when I'm feeling mad at skeletons"

"Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus? Jesus: *In disguise* sure JW: He's lame J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal"

"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"

"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."

"What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)"