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Joke of the Day
"I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right"
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"Me, age 18: I'll be a homeowner by the time I'm in my 30s Me, in my 30s: I own a single pair of matching socks"
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
"What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla."
"How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers."
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike."
"What does a frog that can read say? Reddit...reddit..."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles!"
"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."
"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."