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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus? Jesus: *In disguise* sure JW: He's lame J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal"

"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"

"How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it."

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."

"why should you be afraid of a white man in prison? because you know he's guilty."

"What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position? Ability to work under pressure."

"Damn gurrrl, is that chocolate on your face? *licks face* Damn gurrrl, that is not chocolate on your face."

"Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off."

"Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job."