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"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."
"A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**."
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"When it comes to sex I'm a bit of a romantic... I only masturbate to the thought of fucking girls in the missionary position."
"The biggest problem with stupid people is that they don't know they're fcuking stupid."
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