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Joke of the Day
"just realized horses can't hug and now I can't sleep"
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"My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?"
"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."
"*Lowers raised hand. Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath."
"*angrily detangles self from wind chime*"
"What sis Selenium say to Xenon? U SeXe."
"Snake and the lizard Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns out they moved. Yeah, they scored an upscale apartment."
"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."
"When I'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone?"
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"