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Joke of the Day

"*Lowers raised hand. Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath."

"What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!"

"What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? Wrong."

"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"Q: Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? A: He was assaulted."

"One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?"

"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer? The former builds weapons, the latter targets"

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life."

"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."