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Joke of the Day
"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."
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"Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?"
"Chuck Norris... Walks up the elevator."
"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"
"Morning is like someone constantly whispering ""fuck you"" into your ear."
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say... ""Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?!"""
"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipation""? ... It never came out..."
"Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch."
"What is the most racist joke you know?"