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Joke of the Day
"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."
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"A man brought a dead animal onto a plane... When the flight attendant asked what he was doing, he simply replied, ""It's my carrion luggage!"""
"What Google Drive app is reserved for Jews? Google Gasroom"
"North Korea claims that they detonated an H Bomb Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Jong-**BOOM**"
"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."
"I still use my laptop to tweet. Also, I ride my horse through the shire to get to the blacksmith."
"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."
"the existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog"
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"
"*at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?"