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Joke of the Day
"When I'm in the shower, why does every noise sound like my phone?"
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"Did you know diarrhea is a genetic disorder? It runs in your jeans."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"
"4/21 International Drug Test Day!!!!"
"When I was little, I didn't give a fuck about what to wear. My parents dressed me up. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it seems they didn't give a fuck either."
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"The thing about penis jokes is.. they tend to grow on you."